May 22 at Yankee Stadium in Bronx, NY
YES Network
The Yankees pitching staff allowed 10 runs on Friday in a 10-9 loss (and I watched a few innings of Saturday's game before being unable to continue due to severe Yankee Stomachache (Y.S.) & Texas won that one by a score of 15-4). It's been a dreadful stretch for New York (lost nine of 10), so instead of talking any more about it, I'm going to give you the starting lineups for the semi-pro game between the fictional Derwood Dragons and Cronin Valley Zephyrs:
Derwood
1. Reggie Noodles CF
2. Kloy Childs 2B
3. Stenson Sturgis LF
4. Pablo Ehlo 3B
5. Mookie Beefman DH
6. Dwayne Kurwin 1B
7. Peekus Bagwell C
8. Morris Chollywhiskers SS
9. Seth Selch RF
P - Corbin Kittles
Cronin Valley
1. Veshon Ojay SS
2. Macaroni Martin 2B
3. McQweese Lood C
4. Yool Plonk 1B
5. Monty Otto CF
6. Dunston-Eddie Kirbo DH
7. Stedric Yackson RF
8. Murray Otto LF
9. Nat Bingo 3B
P - Isaac Vanninsuera
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