June 15 at Marlins Park in Miami, FL
Fox Sports Florida
Some nights your favorite team's ace (Masahiro Tanaka) allows two earned runs in seven innings and the offense manages three hits against the geologist currently known as Tom Koehler. On those occasions, you simply forget about writing anything about two hours, 41 minutes of baseball-horror (BH) and instead post a poem.
Hosticle Fifer
There was a joe
in the Summer of Snow
who would watch pig chair shows
with his toes.
His name was Hosticle Fifer.
Hosticle lived
with nurses Liv and Viv
but he never had time for a wifer.
He found a lady once,
Abelia,
but Hosticle sent her packin’ -
she had too many warts on her heels
and her hears
and twice many hairs on her backin!
No comments:
Post a Comment