Game 201 - Boston Redsox at New York Yankees

August 4 at Yankee Stadium in Bronx, NY
MASN & YES Network

First, I'd like to come clean and say that I originally wrote Boston Tedsox, instead of Boston Redsox, so I'm going to continue to call them the Tedsox. It's only fair to guys named Ted/Red. And it's also great because

1. It isn't the actual name of the team, and it's really funny to mispronounce their name (other good examples include Fredsox, Holesinthesox, Erniesox)
2. Tedsox is actually a better nickname than Redsox


Final score: Yankees 13, Tedsox 3


Alright, let's move on to a segment I like to call DON'T SAY THESE THINGS.

We'll start with MASN for the first three innings, which included color commentator Dennis Eckersley.

"That's decent cheese"
"Gone bridge"

Dennis, don't say these things.

Let's switch over to YES for the final six innings.

Michael Kay, take it far, far away:

"Gives the Yankees a bit of bulge"
"That's a pretty gauky number for the Yankess"

I'm sorry, GAUKY?

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