Game 283 - Chicago Whitesox at New York Yankees

September 24 at Yankee Stadium in Bronx, NY
YES Network

Let's start with another ridiculous YES scouting report:















* Chicago's been having trouble scoring runs? OK. That's fine.
* They are 5-15 all-time at the new Yankee Stadium? Alright, that's more a fact, but still, it just means the scouting report on the Whitesox is they aren't very good in NY.
* The franchise just won its 9,000th game? NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A SCOUTING REPORT.

Hope

Here's something Michael Kay said in the second inning:

"I hope that a lot of kids still play Strat-O-Matic."

The last time Michael Kay met a kid must've been in 1988 because there's no other reason for him to say something that absurd.

And maybe a few kids play Strat-O-Matic, meaning 17.

A LOT?!

Starting Friday, September 25 I'm going to ask as many kids as I can if they've ever heard of Strat-O-Matic. My findings will appear here.

* Couple other things from this one, a 3-2 Yankees' win.

- In the first inning I called Chase Headley 'Chase Headwey', so on this site he will now always be referred to as Chase Headwey.

- Let's welcome to the Webb Bobo All Stars umpire Fieldin Culbreth.

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